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$BADDIE

The Original Crypto Baddie.

She flies private, rides passenger, and buys every dip with somebody else's conviction. No utility, no roadmap... she doesn't need either. She already knows her worth.

Official contract address

on Robinhood Chain
Contract address to be updated shortly
The official Baddie avatar: pink skin, long wavy blue hair, long lashes, full lips and a confident smirk, in her heart tank top on a Baddie Yellow field.
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The Promo

Press play, baddies.

Baddie taking a selfie on a yacht deck beside an older, wealthy crypto-whale type checking his watch, with Baddie unmistakably in control of the shot.

Center of Attention

Everyone in the room wants to be next to her. She decides who gets the privilege. Tonight, he made the cut.

The Launch

Fair. Transparent. Non-negotiable.

$BADDIE launches on Boardwalk through Express Launch, a public 24-hour auction on Robinhood Chain. No presale. No insiders. Everyone pays the same clearing price, and the liquidity is locked forever.

Boardwalk

Boardwalk Express Launch · Robinhood Chain

Launch date: August 15, 2026

Robinhood Chain

Baddie Stats

Name
$BADDIE, The Original Crypto Baddie
Type
Pure meme coin. Zero utility.
Home chain
Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum technology
Total supply
10,000,000,000, fixed forever. She doesn't do inflation.
Team allocation
0% at launch. She has commitment issues... except for LPs. LP locked permanently. It cannot be withdrawn.
Liquidity
Locked forever. Not going anywhere... and neither is she.
Icks
Roadmaps. Utility. Being asked to split the bill.
Baddie lounging with her $BADDIE phone at golden hour, trading charts glowing behind her under a neon sign that reads BADDIE BUYS DIPS.

Baddies Buy Dips

When the chart is full of red, just like the bottoms of her heels, she calls it a sale.

Baddie with a piña colada on a monogrammed lounger at the Baddie Beach Club, turquoise water and palms behind her, Pomeranian and handbag at her side.

Baddie Beach Club

Members: one. Plus the pom. Applications closed.

24H

Public auction

Sold on Boardwalk in one public 24-hour auction. Whales, minnows, and baddies all pay the same clearing price.

50%

To the community

Half the supply goes to the auction. No presale, no insiders, no favorites.

50%

Locked as liquidity

The other half is paired with auction proceeds and locked permanently. The position cannot be withdrawn.

0%

Team bags at launch

The only thing she reserves is table reservations. The team does not reserve any tokens for themselves.

Trading fees

Where the 1.25% goes

Every trade pays a 1.25% total fee, split on-chain exactly as below. Nothing hidden, nothing discretionary. She's high-maintenance, not shady.

1.25%

total cost per trade

Breakdown of the 1.25% trading fee by recipient
RecipientFeeClaimed inControl
Issuer / Team0.35%WETH7-day timelock
Referrer0% (Express)$BADDIE7-day timelock
Boardwalk0.35% (Express)WETH7-day timelock
LP participants0.40%LP tokenImmutable
Uniswap protocol0.05%LP tokensUniswap governance
Sherlock0.02%WETH14-day timelock
DefiLlama Research0.02%WETH14-day timelock
0x Protocol0.02%WETH14-day timelock
Security Alliance (SEAL)0.02%WETH14-day timelock
DeFi Llama0.02%WETH14-day timelock

Express Launch has no referrer, so Boardwalk claims the full 0.35%. On Standard launches a referrer takes 0.05% and Boardwalk 0.30%. Total always equals 1.25%. Per the official Boardwalk docs.

Bots pay full price

The pool opens with a 40% fee that decays linearly to the 1.25% base over the first 90 minutes. Snipe her at the open and you tip 40% for the privilege. She respects the audacity... she just makes it expensive.

Opening fee
40%
Linear decay window
90 min
Base fee after decay
1.25%
Baddie flashing a middle finger with a flawless manicure, $BADDIE phone in her other hand, city lights behind her.

fig. She hates freeloaders. Ask her for a free spot and the price just went up.

Don't trust her. Verify her.

The auction, the locked liquidity, the fee splits: all of it lives on-chain. Check the contract yourself on the explorer before you buy. She lies about her age, not her tokenomics.

Robinhood Chain explorerBoardwalk launch page

Links go live with the token

Baddie in a white bikini with a cocktail at the bow rail of a superyacht, her Pomeranian at her feet.

fig. Baddies on Deck. Monaco in the summer. The yacht is not hers. The yacht is never hers. That's the point.

Baddie standing in her trading room, phone in hand, four monitors of charts and a BUY THE DIP message behind her, a yellow supercar parked outside the window.

The War Room

Four monitors. A green juice. A matcha latte. Zero panic.

How to Buy

Five steps to the passenger seat

Only use links from this official site. Always verify the contract address against the Robinhood Chain explorer before you buy.

  1. Get a self-custody wallet

    Rabby, MetaMask, or Rainbow. Your keys, your coins. Never, ever, share your seed phrase with anyone. Not even her.

  2. Add Robinhood Chain

    Robinhood Chain is an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum technology. Add it from the official docs with one click, or enter the official parameters manually: RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, chain ID 4663, currency ETH.

    Official guide: docs.robinhood.com/chain/add-network-to-wallet
  3. Fund it with ETH

    Bridge or send ETH to your wallet on Robinhood Chain. Gas is cheap there. She, famously, is not.

  4. Verify the contract address

    Copy the official CA below and check it against the block explorer. If it isn't this exact address, it isn't her. It's a catfish.

    Contract address to be updated shortly
  5. Get $BADDIE

    Join the 24-hour auction on Boardwalk at launch, or swap on a DEX after. Welcome to the passenger seat.

Baddie lounging in a yellow supercar at night, neon signs glowing, gold bars and cash stacked in the passenger footwell.

Passenger Princess

She doesn't drive. She doesn't have to. She has every man in the world that will take her wherever she wants to go.

Baddie stepping off her pink-and-white private jet at sunset with her Pomeranian, staff handling a mountain of monogrammed luggage.

Airborne

She doesn't fly commercial... only private. Commercial is for paper hands.

Community

Join the Baddies

Baddies hang with baddies. Daddies hang with baddies. The club is technically open... the list is curated. If you know, you know.

Baddie stepping out of a yellow supercar with its door up outside a grand Monte Carlo hotel at night while the valet welcomes her.

Five Stars Minimum

The valet knows her name. The concierge knows her order. The bill never knows her.

Baddie in headphones behind the DJ decks of a packed club, a giant $BADDIE screen and BADDIE BUYS DIPS neon lighting the room.

On the Decks

Put her in front of a crowd and she glows. She already has fans on every continent... tonight they get a set.

Baddie at a candlelit waterfront restaurant table with wine and pasta, superyachts moored in the night harbor behind her.

Tasting Menu Energy

She orders for the table and pays with eye contact. Dessert is non-negotiable.

We will never DM you first, ask for your keys, or run a surprise presale. Making memes? Take the official logos, colors, and type. She only appears on brand.

Baddie with a blue cocktail on a lounger beside the infinity pool of a modern white mansion lined with palms.

House Rules

Her villa, her pool, her rules. Towels are for guests who get invited back.

The Whitepaper

Whitepaper

She only likes it green. a.k.a. green paper. a.k.a. dollar bills.

"No whitepaper. No pitch deck. No promises. She's the most sought-after girl in every room she walks into, she knows exactly what she's worth... and she does not settle. That's the thesis."
fig. 1, baddie (n.): the baddest name in the group chat.
Baddie counting stacks of cash on a velvet couch in her penthouse, her Pomeranian beside her and a designer bag at her feet.

Counting Stacks

Expensive taste means she keeps a few racks on her at all times.

Baddie in a tweed set strolling a luxury shopping street with an armful of designer bags, her Pomeranian on a leash, supercars parked along the curb.

Retail Therapy

His card, her bags. She insists it's a fair trade.