GM, Baddies.
$BADDIE
The Original Crypto Baddie.
She flies private, rides passenger, and buys every dip with somebody else's conviction. No utility, no roadmap... she doesn't need either. She already knows her worth.
Official contract address
on Robinhood ChainContract address to be updated shortlyThe Promo
Press play, baddies.

Center of Attention
Everyone in the room wants to be next to her. She decides who gets the privilege. Tonight, he made the cut.
The Launch
Fair. Transparent. Non-negotiable.
$BADDIE launches on Boardwalk through Express Launch, a public 24-hour auction on Robinhood Chain. No presale. No insiders. Everyone pays the same clearing price, and the liquidity is locked forever.
Boardwalk Express Launch · Robinhood Chain
Launch date: August 15, 2026
Baddie Stats
- Name
- $BADDIE, The Original Crypto Baddie
- Type
- Pure meme coin. Zero utility.
- Home chain
- Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum technology
- Total supply
- 10,000,000,000, fixed forever. She doesn't do inflation.
- Team allocation
- 0% at launch. She has commitment issues... except for LPs. LP locked permanently. It cannot be withdrawn.
- Liquidity
- Locked forever. Not going anywhere... and neither is she.
- Icks
- Roadmaps. Utility. Being asked to split the bill.

Baddies Buy Dips
When the chart is full of red, just like the bottoms of her heels, she calls it a sale.

Baddie Beach Club
Members: one. Plus the pom. Applications closed.
24H
Public auction
Sold on Boardwalk in one public 24-hour auction. Whales, minnows, and baddies all pay the same clearing price.
50%
To the community
Half the supply goes to the auction. No presale, no insiders, no favorites.
50%
Locked as liquidity
The other half is paired with auction proceeds and locked permanently. The position cannot be withdrawn.
0%
Team bags at launch
The only thing she reserves is table reservations. The team does not reserve any tokens for themselves.
Trading fees
Where the 1.25% goes
Every trade pays a 1.25% total fee, split on-chain exactly as below. Nothing hidden, nothing discretionary. She's high-maintenance, not shady.
1.25%
total cost per trade
| Recipient | Fee | Claimed in | Control |
|---|---|---|---|
| Issuer / Team | 0.35% | WETH | 7-day timelock |
| Referrer | 0% (Express) | $BADDIE | 7-day timelock |
| Boardwalk | 0.35% (Express) | WETH | 7-day timelock |
| LP participants | 0.40% | LP token | Immutable |
| Uniswap protocol | 0.05% | LP tokens | Uniswap governance |
| Sherlock | 0.02% | WETH | 14-day timelock |
| DefiLlama Research | 0.02% | WETH | 14-day timelock |
| 0x Protocol | 0.02% | WETH | 14-day timelock |
| Security Alliance (SEAL) | 0.02% | WETH | 14-day timelock |
| DeFi Llama | 0.02% | WETH | 14-day timelock |
Express Launch has no referrer, so Boardwalk claims the full 0.35%. On Standard launches a referrer takes 0.05% and Boardwalk 0.30%. Total always equals 1.25%. Per the official Boardwalk docs.
Bots pay full price
The pool opens with a 40% fee that decays linearly to the 1.25% base over the first 90 minutes. Snipe her at the open and you tip 40% for the privilege. She respects the audacity... she just makes it expensive.
- Opening fee
- 40%
- Linear decay window
- 90 min
- Base fee after decay
- 1.25%

fig. She hates freeloaders. Ask her for a free spot and the price just went up.
Don't trust her. Verify her.
The auction, the locked liquidity, the fee splits: all of it lives on-chain. Check the contract yourself on the explorer before you buy. She lies about her age, not her tokenomics.
Links go live with the token

fig. Baddies on Deck. Monaco in the summer. The yacht is not hers. The yacht is never hers. That's the point.

The War Room
Four monitors. A green juice. A matcha latte. Zero panic.
How to Buy
Five steps to the passenger seat
Only use links from this official site. Always verify the contract address against the Robinhood Chain explorer before you buy.
Get a self-custody wallet
Rabby, MetaMask, or Rainbow. Your keys, your coins. Never, ever, share your seed phrase with anyone. Not even her.
Add Robinhood Chain
Robinhood Chain is an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum technology. Add it from the official docs with one click, or enter the official parameters manually: RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, chain ID 4663, currency ETH.
Official guide: docs.robinhood.com/chain/add-network-to-walletFund it with ETH
Bridge or send ETH to your wallet on Robinhood Chain. Gas is cheap there. She, famously, is not.
Verify the contract address
Copy the official CA below and check it against the block explorer. If it isn't this exact address, it isn't her. It's a catfish.
Contract address to be updated shortlyGet $BADDIE
Join the 24-hour auction on Boardwalk at launch, or swap on a DEX after. Welcome to the passenger seat.

Passenger Princess
She doesn't drive. She doesn't have to. She has every man in the world that will take her wherever she wants to go.

Airborne
She doesn't fly commercial... only private. Commercial is for paper hands.
Community
Join the Baddies
Baddies hang with baddies. Daddies hang with baddies. The club is technically open... the list is curated. If you know, you know.

Five Stars Minimum
The valet knows her name. The concierge knows her order. The bill never knows her.

On the Decks
Put her in front of a crowd and she glows. She already has fans on every continent... tonight they get a set.

Tasting Menu Energy
She orders for the table and pays with eye contact. Dessert is non-negotiable.
We will never DM you first, ask for your keys, or run a surprise presale. Making memes? Take the official logos, colors, and type. She only appears on brand.

House Rules
Her villa, her pool, her rules. Towels are for guests who get invited back.
The Whitepaper
Whitepaper
She only likes it green. a.k.a. green paper. a.k.a. dollar bills.
"No whitepaper. No pitch deck. No promises. She's the most sought-after girl in every room she walks into, she knows exactly what she's worth... and she does not settle. That's the thesis."

Counting Stacks
Expensive taste means she keeps a few racks on her at all times.

Retail Therapy
His card, her bags. She insists it's a fair trade.